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Curling
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Panhandlers (March 30, 2001)

What Can I Do About Porn Spam? (May 5, 2001)

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Steve Case and the Customer Service Fairy (September 2002)

I'm on Your Side (September 2002)

Nigt Shift at the GOP Phone Bank (March 26, 2000)

How I Became Scots-Irish (January 30, 2000)

A Burlington Coat Factory Christmas (Dec. 25 1999)

The Winter of Our Content (Dec. 12 1999)

Correspondence with an autoresponder (Dec. 5 1999)

Mighty Joe Young Is Missing! (October 3, 1999)

Welcome to Toner Country, USA (September 26, 1999)

Labor Day Archetypes (September 5, 1997)

A Camera in My Head (August 29, 1999)

A few helpful pointers in Technetiquette (August 22, 1997)

Slammed!(June 27, 1999)

2029: A Space Anniversary (May 30, 1999)

Me and My Jornada (May 23, 1999)

The Etiquette of Messing with Someone Else's Computer (January 16, 1994)

The READ.ME File You Wish You Never Read (December 25, 1995)

Fixing Hamlet (April 1999)

Your Live Eye at Spring COMDEX (April 11, 1999)

The Devil's Computer (February 21, 1999)

The Dog Internet (December 21, 1998)

Ask Techno Answer Man! (January 24, 1999)

"Does Your Home Need a Cleanroom?" (March 16, 1998)

How I Lost My Guru Status (Jan. 19, 1998)

The Millennium Fiasco ... a Y2K scenario (Jan. 1, 1998)

Season's Greetings from the Space Station Mir (Dec. 2, 1997)

Thurston Throckmorton, Telecommuting Needs You! (For release Nov. 10, 1997)

Lost in translation; My Adventure with Portuguese (9/22/97)

Free At Last: Open Season on Tax Talk (10/6/97)

Sao Paulo, I Hear You Calling. (9/22/97)

Questions for the Queen (8/4/97)

The thing that lives under the bridge (6/30/97)

Put a subliminal Tiger in your tank (3/17/97)

Fashion and technology meet in the land of pen and ink (2/23/97)

Ten Things I Know for Sure (I Think) (3/3/97)

Where home office dogs come from (2/17/97)

Late night visit to WCCO

Problems with planting familiar faces in the crowd

Thoughts from a hospital waiting room

My experience on the red-eye to Las Vegas

Overcoming presentation heebie-jeebies

Cybersmut and alien election tampering

Confessions of a third-story man

The world's first fully Internet-worthy RV

What is that strange chirping sound?

Who knows where the time goes? I do.

Mark Twain in the 21st century

Searching for an outlet in the wilderness

The Unabomber is really no worse than Mork from Ork.

What would your role in a medieval kingdom have been?

Frolicking with a laptop on Mt. Rainier

There's really no reason to ever leave home again.

Reflections on the conclusion of highway construction season

Stuff that didn't really happen on April 1

The world's stupidest techno terrorist

Before you head up to the lake: new vacation necessities

The return of the Neanderthals

Do you know where your money has been?

The READ.ME file to end all READ.ME files

The abominable Doctor Goldfine

Cybercliches

Am I crazy, or is it getting awful hot in here?

My debate with Coach Shula

Why computers have no sense of humor

Who knows where the time goes?

I Hate Unix

The town so nice they named it Thrace

Wilderness computer user

In search of palatable clip art

Don't forget to take your PC with you to the cabin up north